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If your bandage really hurts, why dont you just shave your leg?:)

@Anonymous

Because I’d have no one to feel my shaven leg and we all know that’s the best part. :(

Posted 19 minutes ago With 9 notes

How come when I drink Gatorade, I don’t sweat the colors I’m drinking like the athletes do in the advertisements? I feel so deceived.

Posted 26 minutes ago With 25 notes

Tagged: #Personal

imwah:

holy shit i just spat out my drink everywhere

i am done with this website

imaginarycircus:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

scienceing:

the things we do for science

andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

Posted 6 hours ago With 243,303 notes

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

ramsayc1:

My son’s George Sanderson Disneybound.

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

Posted 7 hours ago With 108,742 notes