I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
how to get laid
1. find a couch
2. lay on it
3. i’m so lonely