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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

Posted 29 minutes ago With 191,482 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

Posted 1 hour ago With 93,441 notes

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

dutchster:

how to get laid
1. find a couch
2. lay on it
3. i’m so lonely

Posted 2 hours ago With 5,025 notes

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected