If your bandage really hurts, why dont you just shave your leg?:)
Because I’d have no one to feel my shaven leg and we all know that’s the best part. :(
How come when I drink Gatorade, I don’t sweat the colors I’m drinking like the athletes do in the advertisements? I feel so deceived.
"how does pizza sound for dinner?"
"can you call to order it?"
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home