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liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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Posted 29 minutes ago With 215,789 notes

ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

Posted 3 hours ago With 77,226 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

raggedick:

gotham-pretty:

If we’re not friends on snapchat ad me for more neat stories @lexicution3r

hahaha this girl is making childrens picture books for adults via snapchat. 

2014 ladies and gentleman haha

magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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Posted 6 hours ago With 156,362 notes

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

shutupandenjoytheshow:

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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Posted 8 hours ago With 131,074 notes