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laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:

you don’t need

  • to bind your breasts
  • outie genitals
  • a superiority complex
  • butt hair

you do need

  • to be as swift as a coursing river
  • with all the force of a great typhoon
  • with all the strength of a raging fire
  • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

Posted 2 hours ago With 75,293 notes

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

reblog 2609

vinegod:

Narrating People’s Lives: A Child’s Love! by Thomas Sanders

reblog 167

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

Posted 3 hours ago With 185,978 notes

ultrafacts:

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iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk